Sure you are, Edward ,)

1) So he doesn't drink blood
2) He doesn't burn in the sun
3) He doesn't die when staked
4) He isn't scary AT ALL (besides the 100-year-old, stalker, pedobear vibe he gives off)

He's obviously gay and made up all that vampire crap so he'd have an excuse to wear body glitter.

Myth.  Busted.